JAIL TIPS

A creative way to count down to your release date is count meals. You don't go hungry.
Ask for your favorite kind and size of pillow...they'll be happy to accommodate.
Remember AC wall sockets are plentiful...be sure to bring your favorite radio and appliances for a comfortable stay.
Socks walk by themselves in jail.
The blankets provided create sufficient heat to keep warm from your flaming rashes.
Hurry to the telephone...the call's for you...collect.
Be sure to order extra ice in your tasty beverage at meals.
Chill...there's plenty of time to use the microwave... it's always available.
You don't need an encylopedia...just ask a criminal, if you can find one in there.
Don't fear...if the water quits...there's plenty of disinfectant to drink.
Accurate time is displayed on all the wall clocks.
There is no charge for the hands-on, creative, snack, chef-training available to all..
It's not easy to find the trustee responsible adding the fart sauce in the food.
Want to see live kick boxing? Visit a holding cell.
Don't worry...in the television viewing area, there's plenty of over-stuffed chairs and ottomans to go around.